Independent Local Radio has – on the whole – been homogenised pap for a long time (“A Better Music Mix!”) but according to the BBC News website, the next few months will see over 30 of them take a step further towards the abyss, as they morph into the single worst brand in British radio: Heart.
Those of you who don’t live in a Heart area will have no idea what this means, so let me warn you:-
Whitney Houston. Take That. Lionel Ritchie. Leona Lewis. “More music variety.” Adverts. “More music variety.” Whitney Houston. Take That. Lionel Ritchie. Leona Lewis. “More music variety.” Adverts. “More music variety.” Whitney Houston. Take That. Lionel Ritchie. Leona Lewis. “More music variety.” Adverts. “More music variety.” Whitney Houston. Take That. Lionel Ritchie. Leona Lewis. “More music variety.” Adverts. “More music variety.” etc. etc. etc.
If only there was an alternative, time-shifted way of hearing decent programming…