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British Military Fitness

I’ve been doing really well with my exercise regime this year; I’ve been working out 3 times a week with weights – 1 session at Reaction PT, and 2 on the multigym at home – and it’s transformed my upper body into something I can actually be proud of rather than hide under baggy T-shirts. Should have done it years ago.

However, the missing link in my fitness has been the lower half of my body. Andy at Reaction has helped me to bulk up my upper half in the weekly session we have, and my intention was to supplement this with some jogging. It’s been tough to motivate myself to get out there and run, though, simply because I find it such a dull activity.

On Thursday, I saw an article in the Birmingham Mail about ‘British Military Fitness’. They are a national organisation that consists of serving and former forces personnel who run fitness classes in public parks. You may have seen them in cities around the UK – there are 3 groups of trainees – beginners (in blue), intermediate (in red) and the super-fit advanced people in green.

The sessions are around an hour long, and are designed to be challenging but fun. So, I went along to one at Cannon Hill Park this morning at 10am to see how I would get on. (The first session is free so you can see whether it’s for you.)

When I said to a colleague at work that I was going to try British Military Fitness, the response was ‘Are you insane?!’ – but it’s nothing like the horrors that military recruits have to go through. No one shouts at you or humiliates you (I’m pleased to say) – instead, it’s all positive motivation, getting you to push yourself further so you can essentially get a better result from your session.

Now whatever I do never ends up being straightforward, and so was the case this morning. Because I already exercise, I was put into the intermediate group (who wear red bibs). I was a little unsure about this because of my lack of cardiovascular exercise, but went with it. After we’d warmed up by running around, working various body parts etc, we were told that the first series of exercises would involve 15 burpees (which is where you crouch down, do a kind of bunny hop with hands on the floor, then jump up with hands in the air and repeat) then 10 press-ups, followed by 15 burpees, 10 press-ups, and a final 15 burpees before running one circuit around the park, around various huts and trees etc.

Well, I did my best..! I did 15 burpees, 10 press-ups, 15 burpees, another 10 press-ups and then got to about number 6 of the last set of burpees before my legs failed. And that was that. There’s no way I could have done the run – which was very frustrating, as my upper body was coping perfectly. However, the instructors were great and sent me over to the blue group who, I have to say, looked like they were having a lot more fun, and there I stayed for the rest of the session – the sole red in a sea of blues (which prompted a flurry of questions from the others, asking ‘Is it really bad in the reds?’.)

The blue group was definitely challenging (especially having done the first 10 minutes in the red group!) mainly for the work my legs were doing, and also for general cardiovascular fitness. By the end of the session I was suitably knackered (it’s been a hot day too), but feeling great from having pushed myself hard. The exercises had been varied and fun, and the instructors were a good laugh and were clearly enjoying it themselves.

I’ll definitely be going back – it’s pretty cheap at just over £30 a month for as many sessions as you like, although I’m going to stick to one only which will supplement one session at Reaction and one session at home. By the end of each week, I should have worked every muscle group going and be feeling even better than I already do.

If you’re wondering whether to try it, I would say go for the trial session, and don’t worry about it being too much. Everyone gets knackered, and even if you fail an exercise completely, they will make sure you’re OK and let you join in again when you’ve caught your breath. Everyone is really friendly, and there’s no competitiveness at all, just a common goal of getting fit – or fitter in the higher groups.

Also, if you’re in Birmingham, fed up with the gym, and prefer 1-2-1 training and support, you can’t do better than Reaction PT on Smallbrook Queensway. Andy always makes the sessions interesting, will really motivate you and will help you achieve superb results.

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2009: Diary Update

This is the first update of 2009 (*edit – it’s clearly not, look below), and I’m afraid it’s a bit of a me-me ramble. I’ll label this type of blog as ‘diary updates’ as that’s really what they are. So if you’d prefer to read more focused content instead of a few random mutterings, then please skip these entries.

The new year has started pretty well, with me sticking to all the plans and intentions I had in mind at the end of ‘08.

I’ve got back into my health and fitness regime which had slipped from about the middle of November. I didn’t go mad on the Christmas food, but it is really tough to be good when other people are doing all the cooking and it’s all very tasty (but naughty) stuff. My trainers at the gym are getting me to lift some frighteningly big weights which I’m managing to bench, so I suspect they’ve been weighted with helium. That said, I can do 50 press-ups in a hit which is 49 more than I could manage a year ago. The guys responsible are at Reaction PT and they are a must-see if you’re thinking of getting fit in Birmingham.

Writing-wise, the last two weeks have been positive, if not hugely productive. It’s weird how my comedy writing goes in phases: at the moment, I’m in ‘ideas’ mode, which means that I’m writing down lots of funny ideas, situations, plots, characters and lines, but nothing that really links up. At some point, I’ll go into ‘flood’ mode, and will probably write an entire CLP in a weekend. Then there’ll be a two-week block, and then I’ll spend another two weeks making good progress on the sitcom or stand-up, and so it goes on.

Yes, the sitcom is back. I was looking through my note-books the other day and was amazed at how many times I’ve returned to the same idea to work on it from different angles. So I’ve added it to this year’s ‘things to complete’ list. I was also inspired by the DVDs of the ‘IT Crowd’ (series 1 and 2) because I’ve been listening to Graham Linehan’s commentaries. It’s my favourite sitcom of the noughties, and appeals to me because it’s silly and funny and just makes me laugh. As a good comedy should.

I’ve thought of some cracking characters for my show – many of whom are recurring bit-players with quirks that the audience will enjoy spotting from week to week. I’m not revealing the idea on here as original sitcom ideas are hard to come by (and much sought after). I just wish I could skip to the end and have the finished script ready to market – at the moment it feels like one of those impossible double-sided jigsaws which you know will fit together eventually, after a huge amount of toil and sweat. It’s not going back in the box this time.

I’ve got some good stand-up material too, but I need to decide how I’m going to deliver it before I can fine-tune it, and that’s the real sticking point. I’ve been watching quite a bit of stand-up on TV and have noticed how a lot of the comedy is enhanced by larger-than-life expressions – whether visual or verbal. I will need to use this, as some of my material depends on being exaggerated to absurdity for its laughs, and so I need to be careful that any comic persona I take on enhances this rather than restricts it. The conundrum now is that I could probably exaggerate better as myself, but that’s not how I want to perform. More thought needed…

As for the distractions – I’m still on my self-imposed ban from Facebook and Twitter (Ha! Up yours Doctor ‘You’ll be back!’ Linguist) and haven’t watched a single second of Celebrity Big Brother. (We’ll ignore my unfortunate viewing of the new ‘Dancing on Ice’ as an aberration; I shall continue to chant ‘Jeremy Edwards in a lycra top is no justification for watching ITV’ and hope that I am mentally strong enough to resist this weekend.)

Great things about this month: the Anne Frank dramatisation on BBC1, George Bush finally on his way out, and discovery of miracle £2-a-day car park in the city centre!
Rubbish things about this month: the looming 07/08 tax bill, endless doom-and-gloom news bulletins, and the fact that it’s followed by February.

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