Didn’t We Do Well At The Olympics?
By gazuky
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
With a fantastic gold medal haul.
Quite unlike Papua New Guinea
Who sadly have won bugger all.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Winning gold in the Yngling with ease.
I haven’t a clue what Yngling is…
It sounds like a nasty disease.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Chris Hoy is a true Scottish gent.
He won us three golds in the cycling
And has thighs that are bigger than Kent.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Our sailors really let fly!
Following the tradition of the best in their field
Like Nelson, Pugwash and Popeye.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Paula Radcliffe – not exhausted by heat -
Managed to finish in 28th place
Without doing a poo in the street.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Our swimmers left nothing to chance.
They trained really hard, and remembered their kit
So they didn’t have to swim in their pants.
Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Lewis Smith held his bronze medal aloft.
Our previous best in the pommel horse
Was managing not to fall off.
So let’s all look forward to London!
We’ll be backing the team to the hilt
To win even more than we did in Beijing…
Let’s just hope the stadium’s built!
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