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British Military Fitness

I’ve been doing really well with my exercise regime this year; I’ve been working out 3 times a week with weights – 1 session at Reaction PT, and 2 on the multigym at home – and it’s transformed my upper body into something I can actually be proud of rather than hide under baggy T-shirts. Should have done it years ago.

However, the missing link in my fitness has been the lower half of my body. Andy at Reaction has helped me to bulk up my upper half in the weekly session we have, and my intention was to supplement this with some jogging. It’s been tough to motivate myself to get out there and run, though, simply because I find it such a dull activity.

On Thursday, I saw an article in the Birmingham Mail about ‘British Military Fitness’. They are a national organisation that consists of serving and former forces personnel who run fitness classes in public parks. You may have seen them in cities around the UK – there are 3 groups of trainees – beginners (in blue), intermediate (in red) and the super-fit advanced people in green.

The sessions are around an hour long, and are designed to be challenging but fun. So, I went along to one at Cannon Hill Park this morning at 10am to see how I would get on. (The first session is free so you can see whether it’s for you.)

When I said to a colleague at work that I was going to try British Military Fitness, the response was ‘Are you insane?!’ – but it’s nothing like the horrors that military recruits have to go through. No one shouts at you or humiliates you (I’m pleased to say) – instead, it’s all positive motivation, getting you to push yourself further so you can essentially get a better result from your session.

Now whatever I do never ends up being straightforward, and so was the case this morning. Because I already exercise, I was put into the intermediate group (who wear red bibs). I was a little unsure about this because of my lack of cardiovascular exercise, but went with it. After we’d warmed up by running around, working various body parts etc, we were told that the first series of exercises would involve 15 burpees (which is where you crouch down, do a kind of bunny hop with hands on the floor, then jump up with hands in the air and repeat) then 10 press-ups, followed by 15 burpees, 10 press-ups, and a final 15 burpees before running one circuit around the park, around various huts and trees etc.

Well, I did my best..! I did 15 burpees, 10 press-ups, 15 burpees, another 10 press-ups and then got to about number 6 of the last set of burpees before my legs failed. And that was that. There’s no way I could have done the run – which was very frustrating, as my upper body was coping perfectly. However, the instructors were great and sent me over to the blue group who, I have to say, looked like they were having a lot more fun, and there I stayed for the rest of the session – the sole red in a sea of blues (which prompted a flurry of questions from the others, asking ‘Is it really bad in the reds?’.)

The blue group was definitely challenging (especially having done the first 10 minutes in the red group!) mainly for the work my legs were doing, and also for general cardiovascular fitness. By the end of the session I was suitably knackered (it’s been a hot day too), but feeling great from having pushed myself hard. The exercises had been varied and fun, and the instructors were a good laugh and were clearly enjoying it themselves.

I’ll definitely be going back – it’s pretty cheap at just over £30 a month for as many sessions as you like, although I’m going to stick to one only which will supplement one session at Reaction and one session at home. By the end of each week, I should have worked every muscle group going and be feeling even better than I already do.

If you’re wondering whether to try it, I would say go for the trial session, and don’t worry about it being too much. Everyone gets knackered, and even if you fail an exercise completely, they will make sure you’re OK and let you join in again when you’ve caught your breath. Everyone is really friendly, and there’s no competitiveness at all, just a common goal of getting fit – or fitter in the higher groups.

Also, if you’re in Birmingham, fed up with the gym, and prefer 1-2-1 training and support, you can’t do better than Reaction PT on Smallbrook Queensway. Andy always makes the sessions interesting, will really motivate you and will help you achieve superb results.

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Ikon Exhibitions until 25 May

There are two new exhibitions at Birmingham’s Ikon Gallery that are well worth visiting.

The first of these is ‘Tale-pieces’, an exhibition (the first, in fact) of the work of Thomas Bewick, who was an artist, engraver and naturalist born in 1753.

The ‘tale-pieces’ are 150 prints of woodcuts, measuring no more than a few centimetres, which are rich in details of countryside characters, wildlife and events. Often humorous, these ‘vignettes’ were used to illustrate natural history books from the beginning of the 19th century, examples of which are also displayed in the gallery.

Given that the scenes are tiny (indeed, the gallery provides magnifying glasses which enhance the viewing experience) I was surprised by how moved I was by the natural beauty of the countryside depicted. I was left feeling nostalgic for a time when life was simpler, and the countryside remained unspoilt. That said, the images include a scene of drunkenness and even suicide; a reminder, perhaps, that humanity hasn’t changed that much at all.

The second exhibition – ‘Some words. Some more words.’ – showcases the work of John Wood and Paul Harrison who, according to the exhibition guide, “are best known for screen-based works that often involve the manipulation of familiar objects”.

I’ll admit that having read the guide before the exhibition, I wasn’t expecting to like the work on display. ‘100 boxes’, for example, consists of 100 pictures of cardboard boxes that have been crushed in different and unique ways. While I can see the point being made, I just don’t think it is a worthwhile endeavour by the artists. Unlike some of their other works, it has no humour, and there is no aesthetic quality in the resulting images that is out of the ordinary. They could quite easily be uploaded to iStock.

That said, there were two screen-based works that I thoroughly enjoyed. The first consisted of a TV-screen showing a loudspeaker positioned on the floor. In front of the TV, a pair of headphones hung from the ceiling. When I first put the headphones on, there was no sound. Then, an alarmingly loud ’swooping’ sound coincided with the appearance of a microphone swinging in front of the loudspeaker on the TV screen. This microphone proceeded to swing backwards and forwards in front of the loudspeaker, providing a burst of feedback on each pass. This continued until the swinging stopped, and a constant feedback tone resulted through the headphones. The subtle changes in the sounds were fascinating – such a simple idea, but brilliantly executed.

The second piece was ‘Night and Day’, which was a video that made use of light and dark to manipulate scenes depicting an ever-changing series of objects. It’s very difficult to describe – the exhibition guide says it best: “..light and dark play significant roles within individual events, as if they were protagonists moving from one scene to another. Consecutive exchanges with everyday things, some play with illusion and the transformation of space, some suggest a fragmentary narrative, while others imply a wryly comic touch.”

The Ikon Gallery is open 11am-6pm Tuesday-Sunday and admission is free.

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Christmas Podcast

Here it is – your Christmas ‘Clever Little Pod’…

Hope you’re having a great day! (Don’t eat too many Quality Street…)

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CLP Show 42

Clever Little Pod Show 42 is finally here:-

Please click here to vote at Podcast Alley.

To say it’s been a tough one to do would be an understatement. I was left with writer’s block after show 41, and was then distracted by various changes in my routine and lifestyle that meant I was robbed of my usual writing slots. If that wasn’t enough, I’ve been ill with severe vertigo for 2 weeks which has been an absolute nightmare and left me in no mood to write comedy.

I don’t think the resulting show is really up to scratch.

The first sketch, set in the stone age, was written several months ago, and so was used as a fallback option. I’d tried to record it before, but the challenge of doing two distinct female voices was too much, and so I left it alone with the intention of getting a guest voice to play one part. However, I;ve gone ahead with it anyway, and made one of the women sound ‘posh’ which wasn’t the real intention of the sketch and perhaps compromises it somewhat. They are, after all, meant to be two washer-women.

The second sketch is based on Autumnwatch with Bill Oddie and Kate Humble, which has just left UK TV screens for the year after a fortnight watching deer rutting and seals flop about on a beach. So who knows what the rest of the world will make of my spoof.

The last sketch is the one I’m quite proud of, simply because it’s a real distinct character piece, and is the sort of thing I’d like to do as a comedy act. It is a restaurant review with a drunken old lech called Henry. Although he’s a little difficult to understand at times, I think that’s part of the charm and probably is no bad thing, encouraging repeat listens.

And that’s it for another show. I’m very relieved that it’s done, and out there at last. However, there’s no format to speak of, and I’m struggling for music as the PMN seems to be pretty dire at the moment.

It’s never a positive step, to release something you’re less than happy with, but I think I’ve got the show to an acceptable standard that at the least maintains my presence on the podcasting rosta. The next one needs to be a happier experience though, and the main priority is for me to find those time-slots for writing once again.

I hope you enjoy the show.

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The Something Foundation / Birmingham Art Fair 2008

Exterior of the old Churchill Club on Warwick Road.

Exterior of the old Churchill Club on Warwick Road.

I went over to Acocks Green this morning where ‘The Something Foundation’ - a collective of local artists – are exhibiting works in a disused (and rather run-down) 19th century building that used to be ‘The Churchill Club’, and was a community centre from 1942 until it closed in 2001.

The entrance.

A fine setting for an art event.

It’s a superb setting for exhibiting art, as the building itself is full of character, with stained glass windows, dated wallpaper, creaking floorboards and vines creeping up the outside walls.

Art everywhere - even on the landing!

Art everywhere - even on the landing!

My favourite exhibits were by Mark Skirving, Dean Melbourne and Juliet May, but all the exhibits were stimulating and a pleasure to discover. A hog roast and band are the main attractions in the garden this evening, completing what is undoubtedly a unique and worthy event. Thank you to Karen Vaughan and all the artists for a truly memorable morning!

Mark Skirving's upstairs room.

Mark Skirving's upstairs room.

After lunch at the Rep in town, I then visited the Birmingham Art Fair in the Gas Hall, which is the first art fair of its kind in the city. 30 different fine art galleries are exhibiting works by leading artists, all of which are for sale.

The highlights for me were works by Yvonne Coomber, this wonderful piece by Russell West, Laurence Broderick’s Birmingham Bull bronze (available in two sizes, both much smaller than the huge version that guards the Bull Ring!), several works by LS Lowry, and several pieces from The Sculpture Park.

Most items were beyond my financial reach (especially the Lowrys!) but I did pick up a limited edition (of 36) bronze plaque by West Midlands sculptor Robert Bowers depicting iconic Birmingham landmarks.

Both the above events continue on Sunday 21st.

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Clever Little Pod Show 41

This show is made up of the bulk of the content from the live show, but is not a recording of the event itself. I wasn’t happy putting the recording out as a podcast because the sound quality wasn’t up to the usual standard (and it was a soft-launch test anyway). There will be more live shows in the future, and they’ll be much more widely publicised.

Until then, enjoy show 41 which is definitely my favourite show so far. I hope it is yours too.

Click the play button below or download the mp3 here.

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LTD Edition Art Market

I’ve just had a wander down to the Custard Factory here in Brum, where they’ve been holding the second LTD Edition Art Market, organised by Fused Magazine.

It’s a great idea, with around a dozen or more artists displaying their work in many genres including jewellry, fabrics, sketches and paintings.

I am now the proud owner of ‘The Travelling Kingdom of Bundungo’ by Steve Rack - a superb up-and-coming artist whose work is colourful, imaginative and cheerful. He’s also a really nice bloke.

I also met Trav who tried to flog me a T-shirt, but I was having none of it. So I bought a couple of stickers instead.

All this comes after another trip to the Ikon yesterday – so quite an arty weekend! I’ve also written some more stuff for CLP Live, but there’s a lot more to do before Friday! I’d better get on…

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The 5 Best and Worst Shops in Birmingham

I love shopping. It gives me a warm feeling inside, which is always nice. So I thought – just for the hell of it – that I’d bring you my list of the top and bottom 5 shops in Birmingham in terms of service quality, value for money, and general pleasantness. Let’s do the shitty ones first.

In reverse order…

5) HMV
I hate HMV, with its ‘at least a pound more than anywhere else’ pricing policy on DVDs and its crap ’sales’ where the same stock that no one wants gets pulled out again. I swear that they’re storing 20 trillion copies of Muriel’s Wedding in the Arizona desert.

4) Subway (Upper Bull Street)
Ask me for a third time if I want ‘cheese and toasted?’ and I’ll rip your ears off.

3) The Post Office
I’m sending a jiffy-bag parcel. I need to have it weighed, stamped and taken off my hands so I don’t look like I’m couriering drugs. So don’t ask me if I’m ‘all OK for insurance?’ when we’ve finished the transaction. Because it cheapens that nice small-talk we had about knife-crime, and I’ll leave thinking you only wanted me for my money. Bastard.

2) Currys
If you ever want a real-life simulation of PacMan, just go to Currys in the Bullring. If you’re just browsing and want to be left alone, ALL the assistants will seek you out like those pesky ghosts. But go in with an actual query, or with the intention of buying something, and it’s like you’ve eaten a blue power-pill, sending assistants scattering across the store to hide in staffrooms, toilets and crouch down behind small desks. Next time I go in, I’m going to walk round the aisles going ‘wacca wacca wacca’ before pulling out the security cord on all the laptops.

1) WHSmith
The only store to send its staff on courses for surliness. Stuck in a long queue? After 20 minutes, someone might press a bell. Or they might not. Either way, that supervisor standing behind the lone cashier STILL won’t get off the phone and start serving. And no, I don’t want half-priced Haribo or a fucking Toblerone with my magazine. I just want you to smile. Is that so hard?

Aaaaah, I feel better for that. So now to the cream of the crop. If crops do actually produce cream. Which I doubt because they’d be a bugger to milk.

5) Gap
What does it mean when staff have their mouths turned up at the corners when they speak to you? Well, whatever it means, it’s quite nice and they do it a lot in Gap.

4) Subway (Smallbrook Queensway)
This branch has introduced the innovative sales technique of listening to customers when they say their orders. And they’re happy and talk to you and everything. Plus they’re generous with their olives. And you can’t argue with that.

3) Marks and Spencer Food (Colmore Row)
I find the customers very stuck-up in Marks and Spencers. God knows why – it’s hardly Harrods is it? But the staff are always very polite, which means I go back again and again to pay £7.80 for a yogurt.

2) Sportsworld
Your clothes probably aren’t ethically sourced (£3 for a tracksuit anyone?), your shop often looks like its been selected by the IRA for the resumption of hostilities, and you never have my size. But quite a few of your staff are drop dead gorgeous, so who gives a crap about quality?

1) Borders
With more magazines to choose from than the waiting room of a dentist with OCD, Borders is bookworm-heaven. None of your Toblerone-pushing tactics here, just good, honest, helpful staff, an in-store Starbucks, Paperchase and some nice comfy seats here and there for the poor people who can’t afford to buy. And kudos to the (female) assistant who was openly perving over the cover of Gay Times last time I was in there. It doesn’t take THAT long to find the barcode…

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Ikon Visit

There are two excellent exhibitions at Birmingham’s Ikon gallery until July 20th:

The first is entitled ‘Impressions from the Interior’ (click for installation video) and features the work of Swiss artists Lutz and Guggisberg who have been in partnership since 1996. It is their first exhibition in the UK.

The exhibits include 200 wooden birds made out of old pallets and scorched with blowtorches (‘Population’) which fill the floorspace in one of the galleries. They are absurd depictions of birds, some with nails for beaks and some with oversized feet – and some are hardly recognisable as birds. Walking through, it feels like you’re in the final scene of Hitchcock’s iconic film as you wander amongst them.

‘Wash the World’ is a video installation in which a mad professor uses a machine to turn back time. It’s strangely surreal watching huge waterfalls run in reverse, and I stood there for quite a while, mesmerised by the strangeness of it.

The second exhibition is by Cinthia Marcelle, and is a video installation called ‘Confronto’ (click for still). It’s a looped film of a set of traffic lights at a busy city junction (in Belo Horizonte, Brazil apparently.) When the lights first go red, two fire-jugglers march into the centre of the road, juggle until the lights turn green, and then exit. This is repeated twice more, with 4 and then 6 jugglers present. However, on the final occasion, 8 jugglers (well, actually 6 jugglers and 2 people who just wave their arms about) stand in the road, blocking it completely, and stay there – even when the lights go green! Cue lots of car horns – one of the performers even gets driven at by an irate driver, and a motorcyclist blasts through a gap at quite a speed. The screen then goes black and the car horns segue seamlessly into musical notes until they are faded out.

The Ikon gallery always has something to delight. What’s more, it’s free and the cafe does the best-tasting food I’ve had for years. Their stuffed peppers are a must.

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