I’ve been writing some stuff for the new CLP and seem to be on a limerick vibe at the moment.
Here are a few recent ones:
There was a young man from Dumfries
Who liked to set fire to his knees
When asked ‘What’s the point?’
He said ‘I like smoking joints.
You won’t tell anyone will you? Please?’
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I once met the Home Secre-tary
She asked ‘How crap am I? – I said ‘Very.’
‘You leech off our taxes
While your husband ‘relaxes’
With some subscription porn and a sherry.’
***
There once was a man from Skegness
Who liked to play darts in a dress
In a full-length from Haiti
He scored 180
But in a short skirt and heels he scored less.
