Archive for August, 2008

LTD Edition Art Market

I’ve just had a wander down to the Custard Factory here in Brum, where they’ve been holding the second LTD Edition Art Market, organised by Fused Magazine.

It’s a great idea, with around a dozen or more artists displaying their work in many genres including jewellry, fabrics, sketches and paintings.

I am now the proud owner of ‘The Travelling Kingdom of Bundungo’ by Steve Rack - a superb up-and-coming artist whose work is colourful, imaginative and cheerful. He’s also a really nice bloke.

I also met Trav who tried to flog me a T-shirt, but I was having none of it. So I bought a couple of stickers instead.

All this comes after another trip to the Ikon yesterday – so quite an arty weekend! I’ve also written some more stuff for CLP Live, but there’s a lot more to do before Friday! I’d better get on…

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Straight out of ‘Little Britain’…

Ticking the ‘gay’ box on your Facebook profile means you’re subjected to all kinds of ads targeting the so-called ‘pink-pound’: gay holidays, gay chatrooms, gay cars… but the one below beats them all hands-down for its unique combination of hard-sell and desperation. Just do it, Daffyd!!!

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Team GB Olympic Poem

Didn’t We Do Well At The Olympics?
By gazuky

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
With a fantastic gold medal haul.
Quite unlike Papua New Guinea
Who sadly have won bugger all.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Winning gold in the Yngling with ease.
I haven’t a clue what Yngling is…
It sounds like a nasty disease.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Chris Hoy is a true Scottish gent.
He won us three golds in the cycling
And has thighs that are bigger than Kent.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Our sailors really let fly!
Following the tradition of the best in their field
Like Nelson, Pugwash and Popeye.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Paula Radcliffe – not exhausted by heat -
Managed to finish in 28th place
Without doing a poo in the street.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Our swimmers left nothing to chance.
They trained really hard, and remembered their kit
So they didn’t have to swim in their pants.

Didn’t we do well at the Olympics?
Lewis Smith held his bronze medal aloft.
Our previous best in the pommel horse
Was managing not to fall off.

So let’s all look forward to London!
We’ll be backing the team to the hilt
To win even more than we did in Beijing…
Let’s just hope the stadium’s built!

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Friday 5th September

The live show is now happening on Friday 5th September, 8pm UK time.

It may well clash with the Big Brother final. If it does, there’ll be a live re-run sometime during the following week.

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Live Show Soon

After 40 pre-recorded podcasts, it’s about time I did a live show so I can finally speak directly to at least some of the people who regularly download and listen to my podcasts.

Even after 3 years, the prospect of putting a pre-recorded show together to entertain people hasn’t lost its appeal, but ‘going live’ is an itch that just needs to be scratched. None of ‘Clever Little Pod’ is recorded ‘as live’ – which means that even the song links are ‘dropped in’ between the tracks, having been recorded in a block. Although that method produces a more polished end-product, it loses a lot of the ‘buzz’ of presenting in the traditional sense (even though I love the challenge of editing.)

So, the next show is going to be an hour-long special, broadcast on the CLP website using Stickam – a facility for netcasting that allows you to broadcast live audio and video, as well as interactivity for listeners in the form of a linked chatroom.

Stickam is used by Rhodders of Rhodders FM who uses it to broadcast his regular Friday night show ‘Thank Rhod It’s Friday’. The combination of chatroom banter and live audio/video works really well for him, and I’m hoping that CLP listeners will find it just as engaging.

The addition of a webcam is going to be interesting: I want it to be an integral part of the show, so I can reward the people who are watching with some nice visual ‘extras’ – ahem! – not THOSE sort of extras, thank you missus… I’m talking about comedy visuals! So if you’re expecting the normal CLP with a static shot of my face.. think again (waddya mean that IS a comedy visual?!)

My aim is to make as much of it ‘live’ as possible – so where I’m usually voicing both sides of a conversation, this time one will be live. The potential for screwing this up is massive – but makes for a funnier show, so I’m going for it.

I’m also going to trail stuff throughout the show, and have a lot more shorter, punchier features than usual to keep the audience amused, even though there’ll be more music than CLP listeners are used to. The trails should keep up the interest in what’s coming next.

Although I’ve got some ideas for the visuals, the chatroom is proving more of a challenge to integrate into the format. I don’t want to be reading out comments in the usual way – I’d like the chatters to be in on some running gags, and to contribute to the humour in some way. Something in the same vein as Morning Crescent would be great. I’m racking my brains.

Despite all of this prep, I realise that there is a very high probability I’ll be playing to an audience of 3 on the night itself. But do you know what? – I don’t care. It still presents a creative challenge that I’m going to love meeting, and in any case the whole thing will be kept and released as a podcast too – although I have a horrible feeling that something’s going to go wrong on that front, and it’ll be a one-time only listen…

Which is why you need to be there! Provisionally August 29th, 8pm UK time on the CLP website and at stickam.com/cleverlittlepod

Can’t wait!

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